Monday, November 17, 2008

We won!

I want to thank all the supporters whose tireless hard work led to this landmark victory for President-Elect Williams! They said it couldn't be done, but thanks to your hard work and tireless support, we've achieved something truly historic; something that will be remembered for years as an inspiring victory for the forces of--

...what?

...but I thought...

...he LOOKS...

...you're telling me there were TWO of them...?

...but I thought...

...I mean, how can you tell? Don't they mostly look...

...not even on the ballot...?

...oh, forget it.

Monday, September 1, 2008

It's not too late!

Obviously, this McCain thing isn't really working out, so let's work HARDER THAN EVER to get him retired and Williams chosen as his replacement. Remember our motto that I just made up: What About Wally?