Monday, November 17, 2008

We won!

I want to thank all the supporters whose tireless hard work led to this landmark victory for President-Elect Williams! They said it couldn't be done, but thanks to your hard work and tireless support, we've achieved something truly historic; something that will be remembered for years as an inspiring victory for the forces of--

...what?

...but I thought...

...he LOOKS...

...you're telling me there were TWO of them...?

...but I thought...

...I mean, how can you tell? Don't they mostly look...

...not even on the ballot...?

...oh, forget it.